Man: No paperwork for me! Tags charge customers , free features , customers , abusive realtionship , move in direction , put up with. View Transcript Transcript Boss: We've decided to charge customers for features they currently get for free. Dilbert: Um Have you considered how our customers might react?
Boss: Obviously. Wally: I'd like to hear how that reasoning process went. Boss: Fine. Customers love us and they will put up with anything we dish out. Wally: So It's sort of an abusive relationship?
Boss: Not yet, but we're trying to move in that direction. Tags algorithm , attraction , creative men , creativity is random , dating , free will , humans , illusion , moist robots , parties , shop around , short term relationsips , relationships. View Transcript Transcript Woman: Okay, what's going on here? Dilbert: I'm creative. Studies show that women prefer creative men for short-term relationships. Woman: That plant is random, not creative.
Dilbert: Creativity is random. If creativity were anything but random, someone would have figured out the algorithm by now. I notice that your pupils are dilating. That's a sign of attraction. My plan is working.
Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots. Just relax and let it happen. Woman: This is weird. I'm actually attracted to you now.
Dilbert: Thanks, but I'm going to shop around. Woman: My world no longer makes sense! Dilbert: Walk it off. Tags app store , created app , dream killer , first name , free apps , madonna , sell a million , mother , Family. Boss: I don't use Excel often enough to remember from one time to the next. Dilbert: How often do you expect to download apps?
Boss: It's hard to say. I just know I want all of them. How many are there? Dilbert: Four. Tags proposed work , plan , stress test , product , network conditions , accomplish , downloading , large image files , servers , on net , naughty pictures. Wally hands the Boss a piece of paper and says, "My proposed work plan for the year is to stress-test our product under severe network conditions.
Tags simple molecules , powerful chemicals , simple cells , powerful life forms , powerful comouters , less capable components , supreme being , future , god consciousness , files , web browser , fly. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert and Dogbert walk through the park. Dogbert says, "Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. I wonder what it would do to response times. View Transcript Transcript "This product will leapfrog the iPod and provide pleasure to all five of your senses.
They're all dead. Tags security software , insisting , critical updates , critical upadtes , no win. View Transcript Transcript Wally says, "My security software kept insisting that I download critical updates.
It was a no-win situation. Tags internet , toolbar , browser , download , cubicle , important , technology. Tags emailed file , accomplishments , entire month , open the file , down load , browser , upgrade broswer , operating system , upagrde , software , hard disk , view of file , engineering. Ignore it. You are then asked if this is your primary PS4. This way you say it is. Alex Co April 16, 5. Previous post Next post. Create a new user and then create a new PSN profile. Follow the instructions until you need to enter your region.
Enter your date of birth. First days, then month, last year. Finally create your new ID. Who can see which trophies you achieve.
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